Trying to work out if one of the Maribyrnong River Swans is lame or just standing on one leg while it cleans itself. I’m going to go down to the river in an hour and see how it’s standing.

Like everyone in Footscray, I am on edge after six swans have died in the last year due to discarded fishing gear.

Just this-morning as I was on my walk I saw some peak arseholery as a guy let his dog (fortunately on a leash) approach them while barking at and trying to run over to them. The arsehole just let it go instead of trying to pull his dog back.

People. The worst.