When testing permissions, the four users I always create are Arthur Author, Con Contributor, Ed Editor and Adam Admin.

What would I say to my younger self? You get paid to entertain yourself with weak puns.

Last night, I was definitely over-thinking why I like this

It’s improved but there’s 3 tropes for gay guys

• star: never gets laid
• sidekick: roots around
• reality contestant: big personality

So it’s a nice ending to see two guys who are just a couple

Bad Habit. Directed by my genius best friend of over a decade Nick Lieberman. This is just the beginning of our story. Watch the full video here: https://t.co/PoTQQVE4Ak pic.twitter.com/EU4x7s1to6

— Ben Platt (@BenSPLATT) February 1, 2019

This is stupid, why has var_dump() stopped working?!

Nope, no typo.

What?!

Why?

Wh?

Oh. JavaScript.

I’ve been developing websites for 20 years.

Why are you reading this when you could be watching Ben Platt’s new film clip? ❤️

Does anyone have a bot that will randomly pipe z reset to a Slack channel? Asking for a fiend.

We have Zork hooked up to a Slack channel. #humanmadeplayszork pic.twitter.com/161L0mG83q

— Ryan McCue ❄️ (@rmccue) January 30, 2019

For WordPress 5.1, @afercia has done some nice work taking this message to heart 😍 whatdomobileuserswanttodo.com?

Q: How do I deal with this IE bug?
A (+30 votes): IE’s a disaster, deal with it.

Stack Overflow is a quite amazing trash fire.

I forced a bot to read 1000 hours of scripts by bots forced to read 1000 hours of scripts. It yawned.

I’m always surprised that margin-top: x% is a based on the parent’s width, while height: x% is based on the parent’s height isn’t on this list. https://wiki.csswg.org/ideas/mistakes

Has anyone tried CSS-in-decent-workplace-laws-including-paying-out-owed-PTO-if-you-get-fired-America-I’m-looking-at-you yet?