Noted May 28, 2020

My WP journey:

  • 12 yrs ago: wrote my first site
  • 11 yrs ago: WP & PHP became my career
  • 9 yrs ago: submitted first patch
  • 5 yrs ago: started contributing regularly
  • last weekend: deep in Walker and Query classes, ugh

It’s been real…

Celebrate Seventeen


Noted May 24, 2020

Can we start writing c9s instead of coronavirus yet?

Noted May 13, 2020

I am too excited to come up with a wait for it pun.

Noted May 11, 2020

One of the idiot protesters yesterday didn’t want to be seen as anti-science for her scepticism of a coronavirus vaccine, 5G towers and the deadliness of COVID-19. They’re simply “anti-fake science”. Well, I’m glad that’s sorted then.

Noted May 10, 2020

The hands down best lines of WordPress Core didn’t get props & didn’t close a ticket.

I’ve been reading old commits today.

Noted May 4, 2020

Last week @kadamwhite asked me for three songs each for partying & chilling. No rules. None were applied


  • Chumbawamba, Tubthumping
  • Taylor Swift, 22
  • Gwen Stefani, Hollaback Girl


  • Dolly Parton, Jolene
  • Nina Simone, I Put A Spell On You
  • Alabama Shakes, Hold On

Noted May 2, 2020

Watching Die Hard with my nephew who claims it is not a Christmas movie. This may split the family.

Noted April 28, 2020

There is something incredibly satisfying about beating the shit out of your dinner before cooking it.

Noted April 28, 2020

Food coma

Noted April 28, 2020

After doing some reading yesterday on how data is sent to the government, I decided to install CovidSafe despite my concerns. Damned if you do, but we’re more damned if you don’t.

Noted April 26, 2020