Day 5: I am so bored I have taken a RAT for something to do.
They call me Peter “4 jabs” Wilson. I reckon a one business hour turn-around on becoming eligible is pretty good.
I told the algorithm to create a playlist from Mad World. It’s grim. The big finish is Everybody Hurts.
Hmm, similar feels, another day.
Days since listening to Jeff Wayne’s Musical Version of The War of the Worlds: 0️⃣
You don’t say, really?!
“I don’t hold an office, mate, I lost my job”
Where the fuck is Casey Briggs?
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