It’s hard to believe Peter Dutton will stop at nothing to get what he wants, even if it means hurting those closest to him.

You: Amazing, the PM forgot to renew his domain.

Me: Amazing, the person who bought it paid 50 bucks. What a rip off.

“On this side project, I’m going to keep my commit messages professional.”

$ git log --format=oneline
Commit with swear words.
Remove tests because they’re broken anyway.
Move it, stab at things.
Fix dumb things.
Everything is shit, ooh everything is shit.

A government panel is to recommend schools be able to turn away gay students under the guise of religious freedom.

It’s weird how it’s only the religious freedom of homophones is considered when these things come up.

Sometimes I’d quite like `andif` to be a thing to avoid stupidly deep nesting levels.

if ( condition1 ) {
  $var1 = 'something';
} andif ( condition2 ) {
  $var2 = 'something';
}

OH: Was that a “kill me”?

What?! I’m dealing with build tool conflicts, okay!

Bug-tracker terms for closing a ticket without needing a fix are really unfriendly, wontfix is too blunt, invalid sounds like a criticism.

This is some great news, it will be great to see Mike working full time on WordPress. Congratulations @GetSource and @GoDaddy.

I’ve got some news! Excited to focus on WordPress contribution with @GoDaddy.https://t.co/gMeMnALbBO

— Mike Schroder (@GetSource) October 2, 2018

A lambda function that uses the GitHub and Genius APIs to determine when someone is quoting lyrics in a code review.

Reviewer: I’m searching and scanning for answers in every line
Bot: 🎵

I’m listening to the Slow Burn series on Bill Clinton’s impeachment. I’m about the same age as Lewinsky so it’s interesting to reconsider now I understand a twenty-something does not know everything and does not have full agency.

A big component of reconsidering this is to think about the people old enough to know better at the time but defended Clinton anyway. Where was their judgement, their morel character?