Archives: Notes

  • I have opinions about Facebook. I certainly have opinions about them deprecating their oembed endpoints. https://developers.facebook.com/docs/plugins/oembed-legacy

  • Dan Andrews did this too late/too early.
    Dan Andrews should do this/do that.

    Maybe, just maybe, political commentators should be kept on a leash and their reckons wrapped in a green plastic bag and thrown in the nearest bin.

  • Doing some testing to try an emulate how a journalist might use works CMS. One of the things I am testing is quoting Dan Andrews press conference. TVeeder is pretty amazing.

  • Press conferences could really do with some house and walk-on music. And a stage manager’s discipline for starting on time.

  • That every news organisation has a reliable source leaking Victoria’s C-19 numbers every day, I can’t help but think the ship of state is leaking from the top again.

  • It turns out my office is within 5km of home. Not that I have any plans to go near it, ugh train trips, but it’s amusing me on a rough day for a lot of Victorians.

  • Combining Hamilton and the Muppets is a great idea and remains hilarious right up until the point you wake with an ear worm of a chicken rapping.

  • The latest release notes for @Docker Desktop for Mac include a privilege escalation vulnerability under the section bug fixes and minor changes, their version of bug fixes and improvements. I’d highlight that a little more.

  • Politicians, a few of the general public are interested in watching pressers these days. Something about a pandemic. Here are some phone numbers for coordinating to avoid clashes.

    @ScottMorrisonMP 02 6271 5111
    @DanielAndrewsMP 03 9651 5000
    @GladysB 02 9228 5555

  • Wine ✅
    #HamilFilm
    Again ✅

  • My Bank: We encourage customers to wear a mask when entering our branches.

    2020 is fucking weird. I know this isn’t the weirdest thing about the year, yet, it’s still very, very fucking weird.

  • Our lounge looks out on to a walking path and I noticed a steady increase in the number of masks being worn after Dan Andrews announced they’d be mandatory from mid-week. I’m not seeing any locals complain online either, the reaction’s “this is what we do now”.

  • There is a cafe I go to and somehow they think my name is Chris. I’ve never given them a name, much less Chris, but I haven’t got the heart to correct them.

  • jQuery will be updated in WordPress 5.5, starting with removing jQuery-migrate. Theme and plugin developers, it’s super important you test your code. There’s a plugin for that.

  • It’s a little foggy. It’s even colder than it looks.

  • There’s a content marketing podcast I listen to and sometimes the CTA is to visit their hiring board. Sometimes their content is about feeling bad because they’re about to ruin some employees next four weekends. I’m no marketing genius but…

  • Workplace pride and all, but @CraigDButt and the data team at the Age & SMH have been doing some excellent work with C-19 stats recently. This article in particular is great to see what’s going on in Vic.

    Spoiler: it’s ugly.

  • 1. Times Square before 10pm
    2. Coffee shops not run by Australians
    3. Showtime @ The Majestic Theatre

    https://twitter.com/aaronjorbin/status/1280304151176663040

  • As of Saturday, Footscray (3011) has three neighbouring postcodes in stage three lockdown. Going for a walk yesterday, I could see the heightened tension had returned. I think 3011 will be locked back down by Friday.

    Still, we’re lucky compared to the people in the towers.

  • Peter, what are the best songs in #hamilFilm?

    Well, of course, there’s this song in the first act, that song in the second. But such’n’such is amazing in this and that. In the first act watch for this trio of songs, and that trio in the second. 46 songs later they regret asking.

  • I am overthinking #hamilfilm and have plans…

    Show time: 7:30pm because broadway always goes up late
    D+ have a one minute interval on the tape, pausing to extend it to 10 minutes
    Wine: Nice. In a glass. Broadway’s sippy cups are bad, the wine is worse.

  • Breath, Peter, breath!

    EIGHT HOURS!

  • I’ve just realised I’ve been working from home for more than 100 days this week. Kinda bored with it now.

  • Because I have a problem, I made a Hamilton Film countdown for my second screen. PS I do not actually think my problem is a problem. https://codepen.io/peterwilsoncc/full/KKVXJZq

  • If @disneyplus‘s horizontal scaling does not look like this on Friday, I will challenge someone to a duel.

  • In AEST, Hamilton drops at the very convenient time of 5pm Friday. Me at 4:59pm:

  • Middle-class CIS white guys explaining term X is inclusive, and they’ve always found community Y nothing but welcoming is my new favourite thing.

    Yes, it’s always middle-class CIS white guys.

  • Censorship in the USA is the worst, Australian censors don’t give three fucks about language as a rule.

  • Victorian Cabinet, this Friday.

  • [The] WordPress community can invest in underrepresented groups (whose experiences cannot be substituted for) and hire them equitably. — @JosephaHaden

    Equity and the Power of Community

     

  • There have been at least 434 deaths since the Royal Commission into Aboriginal Deaths in Custody ended in 1991. Non-Indigenous men are expected to live 8.6 years longer than indigenous men, non-indigenous women 7.8 years longer. #BlackLivesMatterAustralia

  • Yesterday the team I work with won a little international award, ❤️ working with super talented people ?

    ?? @humanmadeltd & @XWP for your early work; and @WordPress contributors (especially the Editor team) for the platform we work on.

  • My WP journey:

    • 12 yrs ago: wrote my first site
    • 11 yrs ago: WP & PHP became my career
    • 9 yrs ago: submitted first patch
    • 5 yrs ago: started contributing regularly
    • last weekend: deep in Walker and Query classes, ugh

    It’s been real…

    Celebrate Seventeen

     

  • Can we start writing c9s instead of coronavirus yet?

  • I am too excited to come up with a wait for it pun.

  • One of the idiot protesters yesterday didn’t want to be seen as anti-science for her scepticism of a coronavirus vaccine, 5G towers and the deadliness of COVID-19. They’re simply “anti-fake science”. Well, I’m glad that’s sorted then.

  • The hands down best lines of WordPress Core didn’t get props & didn’t close a ticket. https://make.wordpress.org/core/handbook/best-practices/commit-messages/

    I’ve been reading old commits today.

  • Last week @kadamwhite asked me for three songs each for partying & chilling. No rules. None were applied

    Partying:

    • Chumbawamba, Tubthumping
    • Taylor Swift, 22
    • Gwen Stefani, Hollaback Girl

    Chilling:

    • Dolly Parton, Jolene
    • Nina Simone, I Put A Spell On You
    • Alabama Shakes, Hold On
  • Watching Die Hard with my nephew who claims it is not a Christmas movie. This may split the family.

  • There is something incredibly satisfying about beating the shit out of your dinner before cooking it.

  • Food coma

  • After doing some reading yesterday on how data is sent to the government, I decided to install CovidSafe despite my concerns. Damned if you do, but we’re more damned if you don’t.

  • Why am I craving a “Christ Laurie!” Sylvania Waters gif? The body wants what it wants, I guess.

  • So has the COVID-19 contact tracing app being explicitly exempted from the meta data and anti-encryption laws or is the gov just hoping we’ll forget they’ve overreached under the name of national security?

  • When cookbook authors call for covering a frypan with a lid, are the naive or optimistic that we won’t use a plate or another frypan?

  • How about we all fess up and stop calling them meat balls and start calling them meat shapes instead?!

  • Work uses Google Meet and when I’ve got a few meetings, I keep the home page on my second screen. To avoid the cycling of backgrounds in my peripheral vision, I use this bookmarklet.

    javascript:( (d) => {
        d.querySelector( '.q9EjXc' ).style.visibility="hidden";
        d.querySelector('.yvv8Re.OAburf').style.backgroundColor='black';
        d.querySelector('.l4V7wb.Fxmcue').style.display="none";
    } )(window.document);
    
  • For some reason Mad World makes me think of dying bunny rabbits. ?

  • Currently reading this ranking of the various Arnott’s biscuits. This has gone too far. And the ranking is wrong.

  • The humble Kingston biscuit has its own Wikipedia page and now I’ve fallen down a hole looking up the entire assorted creams family.