Archives: Notes

  • Knock, knock.
    “Who’s there?”
    @auspost
    “I’ll be right out”
    Just kidding, I’m a contractor. I don’t knock on doors, I just fill in the card that you weren’t home and take your 20kg package to the post office in the neighboring suburb. Byeeee!

  • Some marketing dickhead is running anonymous billboards “Hang in There, Melbourne. Stay safe ❤️”. All it does for me trigger a nice big injection of early morning post-lockdown anxiety.

    I’m now fighting the urge to go back to bed for some cat cuddles.

  • Managing a WordPress site & the Docker container is not a frontend role, especially when it gets 300k visitors a month. Calling it such will get you a “there’s a plugin for that” attitude and if you’re lucky your site will be slow; unlucky & you’re on have you been pwned.

    yes, recruiter spam is making me angry.

  • Jab one ✅

  • WWDC announcement I’d like to see: Disabling notifications even disables App Store and O/S notifications.

  • WWDC announcement I’d like to see: No longer prompted to enable Siri every time you install a security update because you may have changed your mind since saying no when installing the last security update.

  • WWDC announcement I’d like to see: Apps now boot when the internet flakes out.

  • WWDC announcement I’d like to see: Peripherals work upon booting first time everytime allowing users to enter passwords.

  • While I guess it’s good the PM has acknowledged that maybe, possibly the vaccine roll-out is a race, it’s not like Min Hunt has planned for slow & incompetently. The feds remain the Sisyphus of vaccine roll-outs.

  • Every time I think it’s time to make the date input easier on my tveeder link generator an outbreak happens in Victoria and I dare not touch it. Conclusion it’s just gonna have to stay 2021-06-03 11:44 https://output.jsbin.com/nefuseq/