Latte art from the Hubud Kantin at #wcubud

Latte art from the Hubud Kantin at #wcubud

I think I am becoming water-logged on this tropical island paradise. On the up-side, on a tropical island paradise.
It bothers me a security analyst pretending to be Taylor Swift does the best corrections during a developing story. Not a news outlet.
Four day weekend is long enough to do this.

It was a pleasure speaking at the Web Meetup on Tuesday, they’ve already posted the videos from the evening.
Casting values larger than PHP_INT_MAX really is fun. https://3v4l.org/5nWum
Having a tipple at @citywineshop thanks to @humanmadeltd (with help from our friend Sam the sommelier).



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Unfortunately, ad free @disqus now costs money. I don't like free products suddenly costing, but I like ads even less! Paid the fee. pic.twitter.com/2fYNdnv7sW
— Troy Hunt (@troyhunt) April 7, 2017
While polishing my Imposter Syndrome deck for @theWebMeetup Tuesday, I’m making Hamilton gifs. They’re related.

No, YOU realised you were mournfully signing “who lives, who dies, who tells your story?” aloud as you walked down the street.
Where are the best Pepsi reaction videos?
I’m heading to Perth next month to speak at Yow! West. Hope to see some of you there.
It’s amazing how hours complaining affirmative action makes it _harder_ for white guys to get tech talks can turn you off someone.

Surprise wine
I’ll be chatting about Imposter Syndrome at the Web Meetup in two weeks. Sign up and I’ll see you on the 11th.
After AHCA failed & various injunctions I’m applying to @nejsconf & hoping potus is further undermined.
Oh, that conference looks cool, I might put in a CFP.
Dates: ✔️
Where: ??
Nah ?♂️— Peter Wilson ?️? (@pwcc) March 18, 2017
Sitting on the couch with the doors open & Mojo JuJu playing a set on the front lawn.
Footscray is pretty cool.
Today @tareiking answered a question by quoting lyrics from a musical. Not Hamilton but brainwashing is about baby steps.
Yes. I’m gloating.
“Beethoven, he’s, like, some really famous classical music guy” – hilarious school kid on the 402.
Oh, that conference looks cool, I might put in a CFP.
Dates: ✔️
Where: ??
Nah ?♂️
At HM we work with many excellent people, quite pleased to have Mike join the team.
We are so excited to share the fantastic news that Mike Little @mikelittlezed1 has joined Human Made ??? https://t.co/4yPsWyyCHs
— Human Made (@humanmadeltd) March 16, 2017
Me getting mildly sweary at #WCAkl2017, as captured by @kristarella
Even when I’m doing a code review over dinner I fucking love my job.

Here are the slides from my WordCamp Auckland talk: I’m an imposter because…
Thanks everyone who added to the imposter syndrome discussion at #WCAkl2017
#wcakl2017 have won best conference spread for lunch.
Retiring my app.net widget for WordPress because ?
Was good to have a run through of my WordCamp Auckland talk at #wpmelb tonight.
https://twitter.com/JoelEade/status/839392964354834432
Compared CSS Grid layouts to screw caps for the wine industry earlier. Trying to think of suitable comparisons for other industries.
Redeveloping my site & looking forward to using CSS Grid (with feature queries) now it’s in production browsers.
Is there a sweep on when President Trump will just crack completely and challenge Obama to a duel?
I’m getting impatient waiting for CSS container queries. It seems @beep is too & he knows a thing or two about RWD. https://ethanmarcotte.com/wrote/on-container-queries/
Just found out why the comedy internet was losing its shit at the Herald-Sun today.
brb, losing my shit.
Why is this commit failing? Oh, nothing is staged. Internet professional.
Friends attending my next talk, @stuartshields made me do it.

I have a talk to write so of course I’m tempted to procrastinate by doing tax returns.
What gets rolled back post Trump (be that 4 or 8 years) will be very important. Anti-women and -LGBTI laws will likely stay.
Code reviewing has become the favourite part of my job and having my code reviewed the favourite part of my dev process. Sociopath?
After a week in Thailand I’m a convert to the bathroom hose, it’s much cleaner. I work on the basis of when in Rome, do as the Romans.
Looking forward to a quick dash to NZ next month for WordCamp Auckland. You should come too. https://2017.auckland.wordcamp.org/
Apply! Web Directions really look after presenters both on the day and with workshops beforehand.
Hint 1 for our #respond17 call for presentations: we don’t wait til the deadline to review submissions and decidehttps://t.co/36oVinW5Iy
— Web Directions (@webdirections) February 15, 2017
Applied for a US conference a month ago, relieved to have missed out less than a month into the Trump presidency. It saves cancelling.
Wait staff smilingly wryly as I order second breakfast. Related: I’ve been described as a human bin recently.
Spending the next week testing out remote working’s “work from anywhere” claim.

FYI Australia is a long way from anywhere.
The WordPress Melbourne meetup is back for another year tomorrow, join us.
https://www.meetup.com/WordPress-Melbourne/events/237413353/
Have found I’m doing more these days to control when I catch up on the news. There’s too much bad shit happening to have a constant stream.
I usually remember to remove even the commented out var_dumps before committing. I’m a fucking professional.
You think you know someone and then discover they use a light theme for their text editor.