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Which emoji is the WordPress theme customizer?

(Don’t be so predictable)

Kids say the darnedest things.

First pass of unobtrusive comment-reply.js for WordPress threaded comments. github.com/peterwilsoncc/rapid-comment-reply (just the facts edition)

What client services devs think of the WordPress customiser *proposal* is clear, what are theme shops, etc saying? They use the customiser.

I assume OptinMonster doesn’t fire a GA event on close to enable tracking of visitors leaving before reading the content.

‘Sup @DramaPress?

When you’re justifiably proud of yourself for remaining “a nice boy”

The two hardest things in web development are naming things.

Plane half full of a pro-footballers on the way back. One of ’em started scrolling through photos on his phone. Footballers are weird.

Taking a walk around South Bank following #wcbne.

My challenge for freelancers today is to track your time for the next week – @thewebprincess #wcbne

Opening remarks #wcbne

#wcbne

Oh, look it’s Brisbane. Hi.

I like to rehearse plugged in & at a lectern. Or ironing board.

If you’re using picturefill 2.3.0 or earlier, please update now. The spec needs you ?
https://css-tricks.com/please-update-picturefill/

Greens/ALP squabbling over who puts up the marriage equality misses some points, key amongst them that it will never pass.

Ignorant fool misses point: “there’s two men standing together, who’s the wife and the husband?” she said, stupidly.
http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2015-05-23/polling-stations-close-ireland-votes-gay-marriage-referendum/6491762

Belgium. Rate it. #sbseurovision

No idea what prompted me to take this photo four years ago.

I should do something about self-hosted snippets with active previews. gitlab or a private jsbin install seems too much though.

Anyone with a Galaxy S3 able to do me a favour and hit it with a hammer?

Presto looks great if you have 2.7 children and need to cook dinner.

As dumb as it is, I wish it was possible to do this as feature detection.

.thing {
  float: calc( 1 * left )
}

From #wpmelb last night, here’s the filter I use for adding the async attribute to script tags.
https://peterwilson.cc/code-samples/async-javascript-wordpress-filter/

<style>
.js #w {display:none; }
.no-js #w {width:auto; width:calc( 1px - 1px ); overflow:hidden; }
</style>
<div id="w">I resent you</div>

A one word search on Flickr has produced a large bucket of crazy. That word: LIES.

It’s both weird and convenient this works.

<script>
var pwcc="working";
alert( window.window.window.pwcc );
</script>

Kickstarter to try and regain credibility after selling out to a politician.

The schedule for WordCamp Brisbane is now available, check it out while buying your ticket. https://brisbane.wordcamp.org/2015/schedule/

After seeing Nacin’s talk, I stand by my call on the most important Emoji commit. I meant the full feature, not just the polyfill.

Huffduffing the ALA Sass Talk to keep up with Drama. http://alistapart.com/event/sass-talk

Four years ago today the UK condemned itself to an eternity of tactical voting.

Oh Britain, what have you done? I guess the house of lords was fair warning. I'm not angry with you, I'm disappointed. #av

— Peter Wilson ?️‍? (@pwcc) May 7, 2011

When someone says they’d rather crash a site’s JavaScript than validate data & you decide to wait a week before replying. ?

Got my WordPress site loading in 400ms. Find out more at WordCamp Brisbane, May 30-31. #wcbne

Video below, recorded using WebPageTest.

My WordCamp Brisbane talk is a pile of ideas. #wcbne

Forty-six?
F-O-R-T-Y-S-I-X?
Die in a ditch, Microsoft.

:popcorn:

.@lukew wrote about smartphone posture, a left handed work-mate & I drew arcs on an iPhone 6
http://www.lukew.com/ff/entry.asp?1944

The future of Facebook and 🍎watch.

(Repost) After comments about WordPress’s emoji inline script, I wrote up why performance can be counter-intuitive. https://peterwilson.cc/intuition-is-crap/

Faux mouse events, making people swear since June 29, 2007.

1. Disable performance plugin
2. Run WPT
3. Time to render drops 300ms (25%)

WordCamp Brisbane have a mascot, Wapuunder.
http://brisbane.wordcamp.org/2015/04/23/introducing-wapuunder-the-official-wordcamp-brisbane-wapuu

Oops, I dropped a passive aggressive commit message.
https://github.com/peterwilsoncc/relaunched.peterwilson.cc/commit/24160de01e3ce08d7a4f651f55fb704c064585c6

Low fat pork belly for dinner.

Plenty of great speakers have been announced for @wordcampbne over the last few weeks, get your ticket now.
http://brisbane.wordcamp.org/2015/speakers/

I can never tell doctored Bill O’Reilly quotes from real ones.

No, that’s not it. I assume they’re doctored and they never, ever are.

WordPress core committers, what type of Whisky do you like?

I’m looking forward speaking about front-end performance at WordCamp Brisbane in May.
http://brisbane.wordcamp.org/2015/04/18/speaker-peter-wilson-how-to-get-a-page-speed-score-in-the-90s/