Archives: Notes

.@lukew wrote about smartphone posture, a left handed work-mate & I drew arcs on an iPhone 6
http://www.lukew.com/ff/entry.asp?1944

The future of Facebook and 🍎watch.

(Repost) After comments about WordPress’s emoji inline script, I wrote up why performance can be counter-intuitive. https://peterwilson.cc/intuition-is-crap/

Faux mouse events, making people swear since June 29, 2007.

1. Disable performance plugin
2. Run WPT
3. Time to render drops 300ms (25%)

WordCamp Brisbane have a mascot, Wapuunder.
http://brisbane.wordcamp.org/2015/04/23/introducing-wapuunder-the-official-wordcamp-brisbane-wapuu

Oops, I dropped a passive aggressive commit message.
https://github.com/peterwilsoncc/relaunched.peterwilson.cc/commit/24160de01e3ce08d7a4f651f55fb704c064585c6

Low fat pork belly for dinner.

Plenty of great speakers have been announced for @wordcampbne over the last few weeks, get your ticket now.
http://brisbane.wordcamp.org/2015/speakers/

I can never tell doctored Bill O’Reilly quotes from real ones.

No, that’s not it. I assume they’re doctored and they never, ever are.

WordPress core committers, what type of Whisky do you like?

I’m looking forward speaking about front-end performance at WordCamp Brisbane in May.
http://brisbane.wordcamp.org/2015/04/18/speaker-peter-wilson-how-to-get-a-page-speed-score-in-the-90s/

Damn it, this comment from @mor10 has me thinking about a project.

Step 1: A WP Pattern Lab based on Underscores.

State of #WordPress themes today: Too much focus on fancy front pages, not enough focus on large fonts and white space.

— Morten Rand-Hendriksen (@mor10) April 18, 2015

Did anyone see the more that was to follow?

I have decided to donate any moneys received from the IGR campaign to needy Government schools. More to follow tomorrow. Dr Karl.

— Dr Karl (@DoctorKarl) April 15, 2015

Oops, infinite redirect on my site for about 10 minutes.

WordPress 4.2 RC1 was released overnight, go forth and get testing.
https://wordpress.org/news/2015/04/wordpress-4-2-release-candidate/

Question vis a vis regular night at City Wine Shop & cholesterol.
* Are polenta chips low fat?
* Is gelato made with low fat dairy?

In two minds on submitting this to the WordPress.org plugin repo. It’s niche & possibly support heavy.
https://github.com/peterwilsoncc/relaunched.peterwilson.cc/tree/master/content/plugins/rapid-cache-busting

This is pointless @instagram, loading videos slowly still uses my data cap.

There are more poeple with podcasts than without podcasts.

Mashable’s review of the Apple watch is over 50 Mb & hundreds of requests.

Someone’s not paying attention.

I will ? if emoji work with HMD custom meta boxes.

Flights booked for @wordcampbne, see you there.

http://brisbane.wordcamp.org/2015/

Florist’s window (2/2)

Florist’s window (1/2)

Popovers? More like poopovers, amiright?

High five!

https://twitter.com/search?f=realtime&q=poopover&src=typd

Everyone is correct, the John Oliver interview with Edward Snowden is superb. Funny & excellent journalism.

If this shows up on Twitter in a few minutes my code is working.

Tell me a story, Flagstaff Gardens.

A local artist is painting shop windows, he’s doing the florist this weekend in a similar style.

Have configured my site to use nginx. Looks to have knocked 100ms off the load time. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

為什麼WordPress的提高UTF8的支持，為什麼說英語的人只在乎表情符號？

Things I say now: hi, could I please have the muslie?

I can support gay rights without forcing people to sell them things.
I can support black rights without forcing people to share the bus.

com.google is US$185,000+ well spent. That’s $5,967 per character.

html{
  transform: scale(-1, 1);
}

High cholesterol it is. Goodbye bacon, I love you.

(Quite high)

Also, nice of Beyond Blue to come around to LGBTI issues after 15 years. Insert slow clap here.

Homophobic bullying amongst teens causes depression & ocean found to be wet. http://abc.net.au/news/2015-03-31/homophobia-harming-mental-health-of-young-gay-people-study/6361070

Risotto w/ Chorizo, Capsicum & Parmesan cheese

Expecting my Dr to tell me I have high cholesterol at 4pm. This makes lunch my last meal without a cholesterol problem.

Butter for lunch.

Comment in work’s bug tracker:
IE dropped support for the element once it was added to the spec (this is not a typo).

Have realisised that between @webdirections, @cssconfau & Easter it will be four weeks of working <5 days.

https://twitter.com/web_goddess/status/580895265739010048

This is why there is still Pride march. This is why there is still Mardi Gras.

http://abc.net.au/news/2015-03-27/two-perth-men-found-guilty-of-gay-bashing-murder/6355066

More eating

Lunch at the pub #cssconfau15

Skipping out of #cssconfau15 to have lunch at the pub next door. Let’s get hammered (not actually getting hammered).

Geek camping gear #cssconfau

Breakfast before heading to #cssconfau

ABC publicist: Emoji are cool. We should do emoji.

“That’s not how emoji work”

ABC publicist: Emoji are cool. http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/emoji/