Archives: Notes

Must remember to breathe.

Atlassian just threw a popup on work’s wiki that hinted toward improved productivity.

I. Have. A. Wild. Idea. For. Improving. Productivity.

What type of monster creates a Hottest 100 playlist that’s neither in ascending or descending order?!

Nice: the toilet’s in work’s building flush with storm water. Less nice: I discovered this because they’re all the colour of an upset stomach due to the muddy rain last night.

I’m unreasonably pleased with myself that my Bitbucket bizness account name is peterwilsonbcc even though it’s pointless because it shows up as {b75f1b85-98b9-482d-9913-eeb501518274}.

PHP singletons are bad. They make you comfort eat.

PHP Singletons are bad. If it’s a singleton, it’s just functional code so just write functional code.

And they make you do bad things in test suites.

Would Prime Minister Dutton be better tho? Empathy doesn’t seem to be his strong point.

I found a feature I was unaware of in Shifty Jelly’s weather app yesterday. It becomes obsolete & they close down the servers tonight. I have perfect timing, as always.

End of the Fucking World season 2 is to TV sequels as Blues Brothers 2000 is to movie sequels.