Archives: Notes

  • I’ve worked remote for four years but this is the first time I’ve worked from home rather than an office or co-working space. I’ve replaced my train commute with a walk around the block to allow for a mental switch to work mode each morning.

  • “If” seems incredibly optimistic. We screwed.

  • As bum gun sales in Australia spike, I can feel most countries in our region turning to us and saying “See! What have we been saying all these years!”

  • Despite it’s flaws, I like working with PHP (and I’m fucking good at my job) but sometimes I wonder what I’m doing with my life…

  • Reviewing my development folder yesterday, I discovered I have four checkouts of the WordPress-Develop git repo. I need two… plus an SVN copy for committing.

    Each has a different collection of feature branches…

  • While Australians are stocking up on toilet paper, I presume Americans are stocking up on guns and ammo.

  • OH: Oh, for fuck’s sake JIRA.

    It was me. I said it aloud. In a sing-song voice.

    While trying to work out the correct markdown favour for the particular field I was using.

  • Today in totally meaningless graphs, spot when I changed employers from one that uses GitHub to one that uses Bitbucket.

  • I want to find the sweariest branch name on GitHub. Bonus points if it’s been merged in to a major open-source project.