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PHP singletons are bad. They make you comfort eat.

PHP Singletons are bad. If it’s a singleton, it’s just functional code so just write functional code.

And they make you do bad things in test suites.

Would Prime Minister Dutton be better tho? Empathy doesn’t seem to be his strong point.

I found a feature I was unaware of in Shifty Jelly’s weather app yesterday. It becomes obsolete & they close down the servers tonight. I have perfect timing, as always.

End of the Fucking World season 2 is to TV sequels as Blues Brothers 2000 is to movie sequels.

I prefer tabs over spaces; light themes over dark. I can’t help it that the world is wrong.

According to @zachleat, this year commemorates a bloody long time since element, um container, um selector queries were first suggested.

Big Bird at his kindest, sweetest self, saying goodbye to a friend.

Cue advent calendar explosion of feed reader. ETA for completion: June.

Timezones are the greatest… 🕛🕧🕐🕜🕑🕝🕑🕝🕒🕞🕓🕟🕔🕠🕕🕡🕖🕢🕗🕣🕘🕤🕙🕥🕚🕦