Peter Wilson

Archives: Notes

  • Cook the RecipeTin Eats’ 5 Minute Fall-apart Massaman Lamb Shoulder. Make enough for left overs because it’s pure amazement after a night in the fridge.

  • Happy birthday to everyone who doesn’t want Facebook to have their date of birth. Happy 55th birthday to the nerds.

  • If you start watching Purple Rain at 10pm, you’ll be discussing its most problematic aspects as the clock strikes midnight.

  • I got a phone call from the security department at my bank yesterday. It started with “you may think this is a scam but I will not ask you for any information, I will only be providing you with information”, the caller then went on to warn “please don’t give me information as part of this conversation” and advised me to call the bank after the call to verify the notes added to my account.

    I was impressed.

  • [Anti wage theft laws] will add yet another layer of complex and burdensome regulation on business, especially small business.

    – Australian Chamber of Commerce and Industry

    Good to know that industry peak bodies see paying wages and benefits as a burden.

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    It’s the consistency we’ve come to know and love.

  • It drives me wild that newspapers use algorithmic Sudokus. I’ve learnt watching Cracking the Cryptic there are some really great setters out there who can put together an interesting puzzle in minutes. The NYT has a Wordle editor but still publishes boring Sudokus.

  • The Cleaner with and written by Greg Davies is such a great show and iView have added a Christmas special to the listing. Hopefully this means season two will be added soon.

  • Arguing whether a singer is this genre or that genre is so cute. If a song slaps, it does not matter.

  • This should be fun, I’m going to see Hamilton one last time for the final Australian performance in Sydney next month. Insert Wait For It pun here.

  • I’ve decided I want to write a new talk next year, I’m hoping to wrap up brainstorming in mid January so I can make a start nice and early.

  • Today’s exciting holiday activity is reading Choice magazine’s reviews of both Fridges and Dishwashers. ?

  • Little known fact, the same rule applies for the John Clarke The Front Fell Off video as for the Tom Holland Lip Sync Battle video.

    You must watch it whenever it comes up in your feed.

  • Someone listened to Alanis Morissette’s Your House and said “that’s great, let’s hide it”.

    Hidden tracks are such a dumb idea.

  • OpenAI: ChatGPT generates over a billion words a day!

    Website Moderators: [deleting three quarters of a billion words of spam a day] Ugh, tell me about it.

  • I’ve realised there are a number of Discworld TV adaptations that I’ve never watched. Are there any that should be avoided?

  • A real estate agent emailed me to announce they have been nominated for the Real Estate Business (REB) Awards 2025. I am tempted to reply to congratulate them.

  • Singlets aren’t the best look but it’s that kind of a day.

  • I want to create a bot that auto posts cat on keyboard posts in the style of Melon Husk.

    so true:

    jk;afd;;k

  • 2 hours and 40 minutes seems very long for half a movie.

  • Is the Faceytalk episode of Bluey illegal now?

  • It’s the last day of my holidays and my idiot brain suggested logging back into work email & slack to catch up. Fortunately my logical brain replied with an obscenity or two.

  • Youngs are complaining about the age of the actors in wicked. These kids need to watch 90210.

  • the satisfaction of arriving home literally second before it starts raining

  • The YTM algorithm is somewhat lacking. I started a radio from James’ Laid – one of the most britpop pop songs of the britpop era. The third song was American Music by the Violent Femmes. A good song but read the fucking room, YouTube.

  • My online Pet Supplies store of choice has changed hands and now only delivers to NSW. I guess I need to find a new shop. Or carry 30L of kitty litter home from the supermarket on the regular but that is not going to happen. I’m a weak computer nerd.

  • Back to the Future but Marty’s dad is working on ARPANET before the future changes and he becomes an author instead

  • After years of speaking, I am still discovering rookie mistakes I am making.

    I used the conference name in a screenshot for some slides last year and was stuck with it recently when I was called in to repeat the talk as a last minute replacement for another conference.

  • The good thing about my new site is that I’m back to the indieweb ideal of posting notes to my site for distribution elsewhere.

    The next best thing is being able to dump a bunch of custom code.

  • Managed to update my site with only a single DB query run on production.

    I probably should have backed up the DB first but YOLO.

  • Currently compiling some stats for a blog post. One stat of interest is that by the time I hit publish it will be 1,234 days since my previous blog post. Oops.

  • https://fosstodon.org/@peterwilsoncc You?

    Karen’s just getting too random to hang around Twitter.

  • Let he who hasn’t signed a contract to horrendously overpay for a website as a troll, only be forced to go through with it because — well, contracts — throw the first stone.

  • My username on Twitter is a real outlier: on YouTube I’m peterwilsoncc, on GitHub I’m peterwilsoncc, on Tumblr I’m peterwilsoncc, on LinkedIn I’m peterwilsoncc, etc, etc for various sites.

    Anyway, here is a link to my Twitter profile. https://twitter.com/pwcc

  • I love how much WordPress contributors embrace music, I’m currently listening to a playlist of songs referenced in commit messages. Of course.

  • I’m kinda curious to see what would happen if I set up a custom slackbot response to the word “the”. Apart from losing Slack admin access, that is…

  • Looks at parse_blocks(). Looks at the tumblr block api. Looks back at parse_blocks(). Hmm.

  • Something I’ve learnt about myself recently is that I find end-of-life’ing software way more satisfying than releasing it.

  • I’m sorely tempted to add Space Karen to the see also section of Wikipedia’s Dunning–Kruger effect entry.

  • Does twttr.blog redirect to tumblr yet?

  • I am somewhat tempted to add commit-with-a-short-love-letter-to-css-specificity as a keyword on the WordPress bug tracker. I guess this is why I am not an admin on the WordPress bug tracker.

  • Most things in this world can be blamed on an Australian. https://theshot.net.au/politics/the-chaser-suspended-by-twitter-after-impersonating-donald-trump/

  • AI generated posts for LinkedIn all start “this isn’t really appropriate for LinkedIn but…”

  • OH: Can you screenshot that photo and send it to me?

    I’ve been thinking about this for 24 hours now.

  • Is it really day drinking if you’re waiting for npm install?

  • Does anyone know if GitHub are on the socials?

  • I suspect there are more meetings about porn at Tumblr than there are at Pornhub.

  • Breaking news: still dead.

  • I think this is the least subtle code I have ever written.

    namespace Run\This\In\Local\Development\Only\It\Is\Unsafe;