Oh my, this wine is going down rather well. I should get off the internet.
Thread.
Oh my, this wine is going down rather well. I should get off the internet.
Thread.
Thinking of getting my partner to write a Gutenberg hot take. Me & my agency mates don’t use WP like most people but Toby does.
As a user
I don’t want JavaScript enhanced scrolling
So I can scroll your app some time in the first minute.
There is an extraordinary number of things I have to remove from my laptop before taking it in for a service. ~/.ssh is just the beginning.
At least the Australian office knows how to manage a rebranding.

The ACL’s implication being called gay is insulting shows their stance is homophobic & nothing to do with marriage. http://www.skynews.com.au/news/national/nsw/2016/02/16/straight-men-may-be-confused-for-gay-men–acl.html
Listening to Sweeney Todd before a cut throat shave seems like I am doing something wrong.

Proud of you, too, Gary.
I'm proud to have helped launch this, and of @automattic for taking a strong stance on important social issues.#VoteYes #MarriageEquality https://t.co/ZNiqBMvIHM
— Gary (@GaryPendergast) September 1, 2017
My magic number game is on point, too.

A few things have changed with my coding style over the last three years. https://github.com/peterwilsoncc/rapid-canonical-urls/compare/0.2.1…1.0
It’s a shit to set up but I think I prefer Circle CI over Travis CI now.
Nicely done @wordpressdotcom, very nice indeed. π³οΈβπβ€οΈβ π³οΈ

Oh Maggie, you’re so close to a breakthrough. So close.
Margaret Court: I have felt very bullied. I have gay friends, I love them, but if we say anything it's like we're always wrong. #SSM #auspol
— ABC Perth (@abcperth) August 31, 2017
Bike the Appalachian trail or
Write a book or go to jail
My brain, each and every time for forever.
My partner has discovered the code editor in the WP Dash and is logging enhancements via SMS. Another person learning how to theme ?
MEL βοΈ SYD to speak at Women Who Code tonight.
https://www.meetup.com/en-AU/Women-Who-Code-Sydney/events/241804473/
I’m really glad to be working with this guy, welcome aboard officially.
We're really pleased to welcome @kevinlangleyjr to Human Made as a WordPress Engineer! https://t.co/30ucQ7zhUj ??? pic.twitter.com/qs3TF6rIrn
— Human Made (@humanmadeltd) August 24, 2017
Last day to check you’re enrolled for this damn silly SSM survey, please do. π³οΈβπβ€οΈβ π³οΈ https://check.aec.gov.au/
When did 31 email overnight become surprisingly few? Oh, that’s it, when I started using JIRA.
No it’s not. Defending homophobic laws as religious freedom is less watertight than you think. π³οΈβπβ€οΈβ π³οΈ

π³οΈβπβ€οΈβ π³οΈ
Twitter blocks multiple emoji in usernames but not actual Nazis. ??? @twittersafety.
Easily handled 90+ work emails waiting on Saturday morning. I love challenging projects but try to turn off.

I’m worried about how I’ll cope with weeks of being told my 16 year relationship is less worthy. So I joke to avoid thinking about it.
Looking for a profile badge “vote yes in Turnbull’s homeophobic survery in which electoral law does not apply”. Has anyone seen one?
I read no [docs], so thereβs a good chance that I missed a lot of things.
“I’ve written an uninformed 1300 word essay”
[rate translation]
I’ve pretty much resorted to fanfic. What if ?’s covered Satisfied with Cyndi Lauper in the role of Eliza?
August 11 is going to be a #BitOfADay… for a few reasons. pic.twitter.com/tpa2d6RhR0
— Hamilton (@HamiltonMusical) August 8, 2017
I’ve thought about it a lot over the last months and concluded WP Core ought not have telemetry. It’s network tracking in evening-wear.
Thanks Mia.
Prat.
Turnbull says he does not believe the debate around a postal plebiscite will be disrepectful.
— Joe O'Brien (@JoeDoesNews) August 8, 2017
Dear Gov, I have a question.
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT YOU HOMOPHOBIC CRETINS?

Impressed with my first look at Gutenberg but it has a way to go (it’s beta):
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May also spend a bit of time looking at what I lovingly call the trash can fire.

Tomorrow I’ll be working on WP Core at work (thanks bosses), guess it’s time to dive into Gutenberg.
Told someone yesterday my job is code reviews & fooling myself that I really will get to pick up a ticket today.
Today the dream came true.
I didn’t like X so I built my own implementation: the Ryan McCue story
I hate using Trac so much I decided to build a new UI (as a React app) around it. pic.twitter.com/apTzJaHjfd
— Ryan McCue β‘οΈ? (@rmccue) August 2, 2017
Global teams are fun.
?? You live in a weird timezone.
?? You elected Trump.
?? You will be killed by your fauna.
?? Brexit.
If all the data is deleted, I’ll have to play it from the start again. Oh no. Stop. Don’t.

Can’t β€οΈ enough.
It's not satire it's racism. You're not punching up or exploring nuances of culture or story. You're King Billy Coke bottle. – @briggsge
— A.B. Original (@ABOriginalBAM) July 29, 2017
On the way to Toronga Zoo with a mate, good times.
Already thinking about next year’s talk. A tech heavy dive into some of the cool shit I’ve been working on since starting at HM.
Proud of your willingness to fight American friends. I wish you didn’t have to. ?οΈβ?βοΈ? + what ever comes next.
Hey Siri, you’re really good. Excellent in fact.

? Sydney, visiting your lovely city with some other HM peeps this week. Who’s around for catch-ups one night?
Find out how Hercules Mulligan relates to imposter syndrome at #WCBNE today. 12.30 downstairs.

setting up your development environment to match production, @bronsonquick on making it easier #WCBNE

“How do you manage family who don’t think remote workers are actually working?” All the remote workers start laughing #WCBNE