Emoji 5 has fairies of all genders.
🧚♀️✨So does WordPress✨🧚♂️
Emoji 5 has fairies of all genders.
🧚♀️✨So does WordPress✨🧚♂️
✨npm was one of the first sites I worked on at HM, coincidence or contractual obligation? ?
https://twitter.com/maybekatz/status/868299337503092736
Maybe I’m an old silly but surely the time spent lobbying for a tennis court to be renamed would better spent focused on gay marriage.
Love me some postcode pride, 3065 edition.

Looking forward to speaking at WordCamp Brisbane in July, get your tix or apply to speak now.
https://2017.brisbane.wordcamp.org/news/announcing-our-first-speakers/
It’s opening night, 2019, Paul Capsis enters stage left & sings his opening line: Alexander Hamilton. My name is Alexander Hamilton.
Trying to do some work and this got placed on my laptop. I have no choice but to eat it I guess.

Three and half years later, there is still no beating this as the greatest “just use WordPress” post.
Maybe I’m a fool, but I love foggy mornings like this.

Google’s refusal to recognise the United Nations is very concerning.

One of many CSS tricks with calc:
.side {
width: 33%;
width: calc( 249px + 1px );
}
.main {
width: 67%;
width: calc( 100% - 250px );
}
A sweet little primer on CSS calc() function. From @MikeRiethmuller at #respond17 pic.twitter.com/TV1S9k1KYm
— Laura Summers (@summerscope) May 8, 2017
Great to see #WCEU will promote more than just bar nights as side events in the lead up to WordCamp Europe
If you are planning a warm-up event in the days leading to #WCEU, let us know by May 30th so we can tell the world about it.
— WordCamp Europe (@WCEurope) April 27, 2017
Here are my slides from Yow! West 2017, Performance: The path to HTTP/2 is Full of Potholes.
? I’m a web professional, you can trust me with your expensive website. Oops. #youwest
https://twitter.com/web_goddess/status/859634427764363264
Every time I think something is a joke about dude bro tech culture, it’s always dude bro tech culture.
Today in maybe-it's-not-a-good-idea-to-have-our-lives-mediated-by-weirdos-in-silicon-valley pic.twitter.com/gxSTqljUE1
— Ishaan Tharoor (@ishaantharoor) May 1, 2017
I mean what kind of monster plays the ukulele in an airport lounge?!
Y’all know the mid-word uppercase letters in WordPress, WordCamp, WooCommerce and JetPack don’t actually matter, right.
Rehearse my Yow! West talk or go out for coffee and cake?
Bought myself a mechanical keyboard for next time I’m co-working with @noeltock.

Related, I am cranky right now and brand™ socmed proactive support® is unlikely to help.
But usually I’m a fucking delight.
I will be generous & assume Internode’s NBN isn’t a steaming wet turd, only the router they sold with it.
So what’s a good FTTB router?
Had a terrific time at #wcubud & seeing workmates this past week, a little sad to be heading home today.
Pleased to have played a small part in @raisonco getting his first WordPress props at the #wcubud contributor day.
Had some fun speaking at WordCamp Ubud yesterday, here are the slides and other resources.
Latte art from the Hubud Kantin at #wcubud

I think I am becoming water-logged on this tropical island paradise. On the up-side, on a tropical island paradise.
It bothers me a security analyst pretending to be Taylor Swift does the best corrections during a developing story. Not a news outlet.
Four day weekend is long enough to do this.

It was a pleasure speaking at the Web Meetup on Tuesday, they’ve already posted the videos from the evening.
Casting values larger than PHP_INT_MAX really is fun. https://3v4l.org/5nWum
Having a tipple at @citywineshop thanks to @humanmadeltd (with help from our friend Sam the sommelier).



This was inevitable & is a reason to host your own comments. Ad free product could be discontinued at any time.
Unfortunately, ad free @disqus now costs money. I don't like free products suddenly costing, but I like ads even less! Paid the fee. pic.twitter.com/2fYNdnv7sW
— Troy Hunt (@troyhunt) April 7, 2017
While polishing my Imposter Syndrome deck for @theWebMeetup Tuesday, I’m making Hamilton gifs. They’re related.

No, YOU realised you were mournfully signing “who lives, who dies, who tells your story?” aloud as you walked down the street.
Where are the best Pepsi reaction videos?
I’m heading to Perth next month to speak at Yow! West. Hope to see some of you there.
It’s amazing how hours complaining affirmative action makes it _harder_ for white guys to get tech talks can turn you off someone.

Surprise wine
I’ll be chatting about Imposter Syndrome at the Web Meetup in two weeks. Sign up and I’ll see you on the 11th.
After AHCA failed & various injunctions I’m applying to @nejsconf & hoping potus is further undermined.
Oh, that conference looks cool, I might put in a CFP.
Dates: ✔️
Where: ??
Nah ?♂️— Peter Wilson ?️? (@pwcc) March 18, 2017
Sitting on the couch with the doors open & Mojo JuJu playing a set on the front lawn.
Footscray is pretty cool.
Today @tareiking answered a question by quoting lyrics from a musical. Not Hamilton but brainwashing is about baby steps.
Yes. I’m gloating.
“Beethoven, he’s, like, some really famous classical music guy” – hilarious school kid on the 402.
Oh, that conference looks cool, I might put in a CFP.
Dates: ✔️
Where: ??
Nah ?♂️
At HM we work with many excellent people, quite pleased to have Mike join the team.
We are so excited to share the fantastic news that Mike Little @mikelittlezed1 has joined Human Made ??? https://t.co/4yPsWyyCHs
— Human Made (@humanmadeltd) March 16, 2017
Me getting mildly sweary at #WCAkl2017, as captured by @kristarella
Even when I’m doing a code review over dinner I fucking love my job.

Here are the slides from my WordCamp Auckland talk: I’m an imposter because…