Rehearse my Yow! West talk or go out for coffee and cake?
Archives: Notes
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Bought myself a mechanical keyboard for next time I’m co-working with @noeltock.

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Related, I am cranky right now and brand™ socmed proactive support® is unlikely to help.
But usually I’m a fucking delight.
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I will be generous & assume Internode’s NBN isn’t a steaming wet turd, only the router they sold with it.
So what’s a good FTTB router?
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Had a terrific time at #wcubud & seeing workmates this past week, a little sad to be heading home today.
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Pleased to have played a small part in @raisonco getting his first WordPress props at the #wcubud contributor day.
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Had some fun speaking at WordCamp Ubud yesterday, here are the slides and other resources.
Code snippets
- Load jQuery in the WordPress footer
- Async JavaScript WordPress Filter
- HTTP/2 with Server Push and HTTP/1 compatible inline CSS
Other resources
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Latte art from the Hubud Kantin at #wcubud

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I think I am becoming water-logged on this tropical island paradise. On the up-side, on a tropical island paradise.
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It bothers me a security analyst pretending to be Taylor Swift does the best corrections during a developing story. Not a news outlet.
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Four day weekend is long enough to do this.

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It was a pleasure speaking at the Web Meetup on Tuesday, they’ve already posted the videos from the evening.
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Casting values larger than PHP_INT_MAX really is fun. https://3v4l.org/5nWum
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Having a tipple at @citywineshop thanks to @humanmadeltd (with help from our friend Sam the sommelier).



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This was inevitable & is a reason to host your own comments. Ad free product could be discontinued at any time.
Unfortunately, ad free @disqus now costs money. I don't like free products suddenly costing, but I like ads even less! Paid the fee. pic.twitter.com/2fYNdnv7sW
— Troy Hunt (@troyhunt) April 7, 2017
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While polishing my Imposter Syndrome deck for @theWebMeetup Tuesday, I’m making Hamilton gifs. They’re related.

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No, YOU realised you were mournfully signing “who lives, who dies, who tells your story?” aloud as you walked down the street.
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Where are the best Pepsi reaction videos?
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I’m heading to Perth next month to speak at Yow! West. Hope to see some of you there.
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It’s amazing how hours complaining affirmative action makes it _harder_ for white guys to get tech talks can turn you off someone.
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Surprise wine
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I’ll be chatting about Imposter Syndrome at the Web Meetup in two weeks. Sign up and I’ll see you on the 11th.
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After AHCA failed & various injunctions I’m applying to @nejsconf & hoping potus is further undermined.
Oh, that conference looks cool, I might put in a CFP.
Dates: ✔️
Where: ??
Nah ?♂️— Peter Wilson ?️? (@pwcc) March 18, 2017
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Sitting on the couch with the doors open & Mojo JuJu playing a set on the front lawn.
Footscray is pretty cool.
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- In the 70s gay people could lose their livelihood if someone invaded their privacy and outed them.
- The hanky code became a subversive part of gay (& kink) culture which allowed people to reveal themselves to people in the know without risking their livelihood. Different colours and pockets indicated preference.
- These days it’s universally agreed that being straight or gay should not rightly affect someone’s livelihood.
- Within the Drupal community, Larry Garfield has had to write about his preference for sub-dom relationships after others started outing him.
- Even after he was repeatedly found not to have breached the community’s code of conduct he was forced out of the offical roles he had in the community.
- I don’t think it’s anyone’s business what colour handkerchief people have, where they keep them but it seems Dries Buytaert and the Drupal leadership do.
- Dries proudly claims these exclusionary practices are their values. By implication, invading people’s privacy and outing them do not fall outside these values.
- Reading Larry’s and Dries’ posts, I can’t help but think there but for an accident of timing go I.
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Today @tareiking answered a question by quoting lyrics from a musical. Not Hamilton but brainwashing is about baby steps.
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“Beethoven, he’s, like, some really famous classical music guy” – hilarious school kid on the 402.
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Oh, that conference looks cool, I might put in a CFP.
Dates: ✔️
Where: ??
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At HM we work with many excellent people, quite pleased to have Mike join the team.
We are so excited to share the fantastic news that Mike Little @mikelittlezed1 has joined Human Made ??? https://t.co/4yPsWyyCHs
— Human Made (@humanmadeltd) March 16, 2017
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Me getting mildly sweary at #WCAkl2017, as captured by @kristarella
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Even when I’m doing a code review over dinner I fucking love my job.

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Here are the slides from my WordCamp Auckland talk: I’m an imposter because…
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Thanks everyone who added to the imposter syndrome discussion at #WCAkl2017
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#wcakl2017 have won best conference spread for lunch.
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Retiring my app.net widget for WordPress because ?
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Was good to have a run through of my WordCamp Auckland talk at #wpmelb tonight.
https://twitter.com/JoelEade/status/839392964354834432
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Compared CSS Grid layouts to screw caps for the wine industry earlier. Trying to think of suitable comparisons for other industries.
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Redeveloping my site & looking forward to using CSS Grid (with feature queries) now it’s in production browsers.
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Is there a sweep on when President Trump will just crack completely and challenge Obama to a duel?
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I’m getting impatient waiting for CSS container queries. It seems @beep is too & he knows a thing or two about RWD. https://ethanmarcotte.com/wrote/on-container-queries/
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Just found out why the comedy internet was losing its shit at the Herald-Sun today.
brb, losing my shit.
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Why is this commit failing? Oh, nothing is staged. Internet professional.
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Friends attending my next talk, @stuartshields made me do it.

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I have a talk to write so of course I’m tempted to procrastinate by doing tax returns.
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What gets rolled back post Trump (be that 4 or 8 years) will be very important. Anti-women and -LGBTI laws will likely stay.
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Code reviewing has become the favourite part of my job and having my code reviewed the favourite part of my dev process. Sociopath?
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After a week in Thailand I’m a convert to the bathroom hose, it’s much cleaner. I work on the basis of when in Rome, do as the Romans.
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Looking forward to a quick dash to NZ next month for WordCamp Auckland. You should come too. https://2017.auckland.wordcamp.org/
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Apply! Web Directions really look after presenters both on the day and with workshops beforehand.
Hint 1 for our #respond17 call for presentations: we don’t wait til the deadline to review submissions and decidehttps://t.co/36oVinW5Iy
— Web Directions (@webdirections) February 15, 2017



