#metrotrains has taught me I AM the kind of person to SMS my partner: shitshow, going to the pub.
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I’m looking for a desk to rent at a small office in Melbourne, preferably at a design or dev shop. Please DM if you can help out.
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MITM injection attacks as a service.
.@Cloudflare is helping our users participate in the Network Neutrality Day of Action on Wednesday with a click. https://t.co/BparX2blAd
— Matthew Prince ? (@eastdakota) July 9, 2017
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When an entrepreneur works all hours & says they have high expectations of their staff, they mean unpaid overtime.
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What DID happen to the Whitlams after Chunky Chunky Air Guitar?
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This is catastrophic. In my feedback to @SlackHQ I made a typo and used “emojis” as the plural for emoji. ?♂️
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Was great to see @markdalgleish explaining some conservative approaches to CSS-in-JS @ MelbCSS last night. https://youtu.be/X_uTCnaRe94
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Made people in six countries reschedule a regular meeting so I could start going to MelbCSS again. The food is that good.
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Condemned by John Dean?!
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Thanks Google. I know. I was there.
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I’ll be speaking at the Computer Graphics meetup on July 11.
NEW MEETUP: Imposter Syndrome and Virtual Reality Art, with @pwcc & @stephnet: https://t.co/tUWgQI19mX #cgweb pic.twitter.com/eyU6J0reoz
— Spaxe (@xavier_ho) June 28, 2017
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I’ve missed that last two weeks of Doctor Who. Any reason I should bother picking it up again, is it suddenly good?
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Pretty happy to be back working at the Docklands Library for the next few weeks.
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Jet lag is mine now. I own it.
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At each of the last two tech conferences I’ve gone to I’ve spent an hour squeeing with fellow @HamiltonMusical fans. Love it. ???????
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Anyone know who this @nacin is & how he is connected to WordPress?
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If you’re a web dev making jokes about @design‘s circles, it’s border-radius: 100%, never a pixel value.
And the joke is tired.
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I think I prefer IRC.
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America moving up the charts with a bullet. http://www.cnbc.com/2017/01/24/these-are-the-worlds-most-corrupt-countries.html
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Meanwhile in France
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Are profits from Apple’s pride watchband going to a civil rights group?
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Right, kids, I’ve had it.
None of you are going home until you tell me who wrote the JIRA markdown interpreter. And who reviewed it.
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Emoji 5 has fairies of all genders.
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✨npm was one of the first sites I worked on at HM, coincidence or contractual obligation? ?
https://twitter.com/maybekatz/status/868299337503092736
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Maybe I’m an old silly but surely the time spent lobbying for a tennis court to be renamed would better spent focused on gay marriage.
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Love me some postcode pride, 3065 edition.
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Looking forward to speaking at WordCamp Brisbane in July, get your tix or apply to speak now.
https://2017.brisbane.wordcamp.org/news/announcing-our-first-speakers/
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It’s opening night, 2019, Paul Capsis enters stage left & sings his opening line: Alexander Hamilton. My name is Alexander Hamilton.
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Trying to do some work and this got placed on my laptop. I have no choice but to eat it I guess.
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Three and half years later, there is still no beating this as the greatest “just use WordPress” post.
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Maybe I’m a fool, but I love foggy mornings like this.
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Google’s refusal to recognise the United Nations is very concerning.
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One of many CSS tricks with calc:
.side { width: 33%; width: calc( 249px + 1px ); } .main { width: 67%; width: calc( 100% - 250px ); }A sweet little primer on CSS calc() function. From @MikeRiethmuller at #respond17 pic.twitter.com/TV1S9k1KYm
— Laura Summers (@summerscope) May 8, 2017
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Great to see #WCEU will promote more than just bar nights as side events in the lead up to WordCamp Europe
If you are planning a warm-up event in the days leading to #WCEU, let us know by May 30th so we can tell the world about it.
— WordCamp Europe (@WCEurope) April 27, 2017
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Here are my slides from Yow! West 2017, Performance: The path to HTTP/2 is Full of Potholes.
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? I’m a web professional, you can trust me with your expensive website. Oops. #youwest
https://twitter.com/web_goddess/status/859634427764363264
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Every time I think something is a joke about dude bro tech culture, it’s always dude bro tech culture.
Today in maybe-it's-not-a-good-idea-to-have-our-lives-mediated-by-weirdos-in-silicon-valley pic.twitter.com/gxSTqljUE1
— Ishaan Tharoor (@ishaantharoor) May 1, 2017
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I mean what kind of monster plays the ukulele in an airport lounge?!
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Y’all know the mid-word uppercase letters in WordPress, WordCamp, WooCommerce and JetPack don’t actually matter, right.
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Rehearse my Yow! West talk or go out for coffee and cake?
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Bought myself a mechanical keyboard for next time I’m co-working with @noeltock.
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Related, I am cranky right now and brand™ socmed proactive support® is unlikely to help.
But usually I’m a fucking delight.
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I will be generous & assume Internode’s NBN isn’t a steaming wet turd, only the router they sold with it.
So what’s a good FTTB router?
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Had a terrific time at #wcubud & seeing workmates this past week, a little sad to be heading home today.
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Pleased to have played a small part in @raisonco getting his first WordPress props at the #wcubud contributor day.
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Had some fun speaking at WordCamp Ubud yesterday, here are the slides and other resources.
Code snippets
- Load jQuery in the WordPress footer
- Async JavaScript WordPress Filter
- HTTP/2 with Server Push and HTTP/1 compatible inline CSS
Other resources