America, I’m watching you.
Archives: Notes
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Lunch from a bottle today. I’m apprehensive.

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Look, I’m gonna need more than 20 seconds before I can watch episode four.
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I’m sometimes a little shy expressing my view, I ought to change that.
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Held a kid’s Halloween party yesterday. Parents, how long before you lot give up on clean walls? Does it take longer than bathroom privacy?
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Impulse purchased a dozen bottles of Soylent at @japh‘s prompting. This will be interesting.
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When you spend an hour debugging a function because you’ve made a typo in your unit tests. Cowboying has its advantages.
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“Sam, make me something summary”

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We’re breaking the web.
https://twitter.com/patmeenan/status/787012026539335680
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When did only 40 or 50 emails coming in overnight become a good start to the day?
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I have complicated feelings on the plebiscite. My fear is 3yrs of comments like Abetz’s yesterday. Rock meet hard place meet spineless PM.
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Trump is giving ‘I have never been a quitter’ speeches before the election.
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This is happening.

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My inner troll is slightly tempted to walk around Footscray popping blue balloons.
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“He had a Colt .45 and a deck of cards”
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Is it sad the thing I am most looking forward to this weekend is messing with the WordPress permissions system? Yes.
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Doing the airport walk of desperation looking for power. My bad, this-morning I ignored @miss_jwo‘s advice: always be charing.
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I’d love more companies to offer grants for speakers’ travel, accom & expenses at key WordCamps to increase the diversity of line ups.
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When embedding scrollable content (maps, etc) on a touch device please use max-width: calc( 100% – 80px )
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Anti graffiti film applied.

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The saddest CSS comment:
/* Important because JavaScript adds styles inline. */
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Dev rel friends working for competitors is hard. @developersteve & @developerjack would you be above a _good_ swag-off?
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Recently moved my site to a new provider and forgot to set up my Twitter app. So that’s fixed.
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Some days my job is essentially reading the phrase “Hang tight, the log cannot be shown until the build has started” over & over.
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“I only hire the rich & privileged” never goes down as well as “I only hire people with side projects”.
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One day I really, really, really will go back and read all those links I’ve ⭐️ed. Like, really.
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Testing custom roles. I have roughly 100 browsers open, each with both a standard & incognito window. I’m confused. My computer is melting.
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Yesterday I mentioned the time saved by system fonts in WP would increase productivity, here’s the data via WebPageTest. I used the Dallas instance to run the tests, so results will vary outside of North America. (more…)
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WordPress 4.6 launched 6 hours ago with native fonts saving ½-2 seconds for each admin page load. That’s days of productivity gains already.
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Looking at code git blame says I wrote on February 3. I need a bleach shower.
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It’s a complicated form of disappointment when you fail to break code you don’t actually want to be broken.
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From the dozens of talks at #wceu, we’ve shared the ones we ⭐️ed at @humanmadeltd: https://hmn.md/2016/08/09/wceu-2016-talks-recommended-by-the-humans/
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The @afl culture is such they couldn’t get clubs buy in on a pride round, just one game. No wonder their players don’t feel safe coming out.
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tfw @bankaust sends an email with a link to their advice not to click off domain links in email using an off domain link tracking service.
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Photocopy operator, IT support, webmaster, web developer, front-end engineer, WordPress Engineer.
Receptionist, operations mgr, church musician, claims adjuster, SEO, data science, business analyst. https://t.co/t1q9OWrG98
— Josepha Haden Chomphosy (@JosephaHaden) August 6, 2016
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Out with the family, showing off the new hood.
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You’ve Got Mail! is on, I bet that hasn’t aged at all.
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Testing WordPress 4.6 for an edge case.
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“Pandora is dumb, it’s only got like twelve songs. I’m going to listen to Boys and Girls.”
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OH: Can we just ban badly designed fly out menus because they’re a shit to use on tablets?
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View of what?

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RT @wikileaks: tfw @snowden is schooling you for doxxing $5 donors to a campaign.
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/giphy but for stock photography
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Hey, wild idea, let’s hate-watch #RNCinCLE.
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Lunch.
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Nature always wins
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ICYMI: My personal brand is using buffer to link to this post three times a day for the next seven years. https://peterwilson.cc/~/3646/
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Note to self: you have new home. Do not go to old home.
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My WordCamp Europe talk on perf is now online. Quick, watch it now!