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My office mates have given me a keyboard cover because I bash the keyboard to loudly. It’s not dvorak.

This is how I see code snippit sites
JS Bin: debugging, problem solving
CodePen: showponying (in a good way)
JSFiddle: something in between

Using my second monitor to induce anxiety. A split screen showing the @abcnews and @538politics live blogs.

America, I’m watching you.

Lunch from a bottle today. I’m apprehensive.

Look, I’m gonna need more than 20 seconds before I can watch episode four.

I’m sometimes a little shy expressing my view, I ought to change that.

Held a kid’s Halloween party yesterday. Parents, how long before you lot give up on clean walls? Does it take longer than bathroom privacy?

Impulse purchased a dozen bottles of Soylent at @japh‘s prompting. This will be interesting.

When you spend an hour debugging a function because you’ve made a typo in your unit tests. Cowboying has its advantages.

“Sam, make me something summary”

We’re breaking the web.

https://twitter.com/patmeenan/status/787012026539335680

When did only 40 or 50 emails coming in overnight become a good start to the day?

I have complicated feelings on the plebiscite. My fear is 3yrs of comments like Abetz’s yesterday. Rock meet hard place meet spineless PM.

Trump is giving ‘I have never been a quitter’ speeches before the election.

This is happening.

My inner troll is slightly tempted to walk around Footscray popping blue balloons.

“He had a Colt .45 and a deck of cards”

Is it sad the thing I am most looking forward to this weekend is messing with the WordPress permissions system? Yes.

Doing the airport walk of desperation looking for power. My bad, this-morning I ignored @miss_jwo‘s advice: always be charing.

I’d love more companies to offer grants for speakers’ travel, accom & expenses at key WordCamps to increase the diversity of line ups.

When embedding scrollable content (maps, etc) on a touch device please use max-width: calc( 100% – 80px )

Anti graffiti film applied.

The saddest CSS comment: /* Important because JavaScript adds styles inline. */
It could be worse, the JS could be inline too.

Dev rel friends working for competitors is hard. @developersteve & @developerjack would you be above a _good_ swag-off?

Recently moved my site to a new provider and forgot to set up my Twitter app. So that’s fixed.

Some days my job is essentially reading the phrase “Hang tight, the log cannot be shown until the build has started” over & over.

“I only hire the rich & privileged” never goes down as well as “I only hire people with side projects”.

One day I really, really, really will go back and read all those links I’ve ⭐️ed. Like, really.

Testing custom roles. I have roughly 100 browsers open, each with both a standard & incognito window. I’m confused. My computer is melting.

Yesterday I mentioned the time saved by system fonts in WP would increase productivity, here’s the data via WebPageTest. I used the Dallas instance to run the tests, so results will vary outside of North America. (more…)

WordPress 4.6 launched 6 hours ago with native fonts saving ½-2 seconds for each admin page load. That’s days of productivity gains already.

Looking at code git blame says I wrote on February 3. I need a bleach shower.

It’s a complicated form of disappointment when you fail to break code you don’t actually want to be broken.

From the dozens of talks at #wceu, we’ve shared the ones we ⭐️ed at @humanmadeltd: https://hmn.md/2016/08/09/wceu-2016-talks-recommended-by-the-humans/

The @afl culture is such they couldn’t get clubs buy in on a pride round, just one game. No wonder their players don’t feel safe coming out.

tfw @bankaust sends an email with a link to their advice not to click off domain links in email using an off domain link tracking service.

Photocopy operator, IT support, webmaster, web developer, front-end engineer, WordPress Engineer.

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— Josepha Haden Chomphosy (@JosephaHaden) August 6, 2016

Out with the family, showing off the new hood.

You’ve Got Mail! is on, I bet that hasn’t aged at all.

Testing WordPress 4.6 for an edge case.

“Pandora is dumb, it’s only got like twelve songs. I’m going to listen to Boys and Girls.”

OH: Can we just ban badly designed fly out menus because they’re a shit to use on tablets?

View of what?

RT @wikileaks: tfw @snowden is schooling you for doxxing $5 donors to a campaign.

/giphy but for stock photography

Hey, wild idea, let’s hate-watch #RNCinCLE.

Lunch.

Nature always wins