Archives: Notes

My WordCamp Europe talk on perf is now online. Quick, watch it now!

It’s great to be back in Melbourne but the time is wrong.

Loving my first work retreat. Remote company means working with the best in the world. ❤️

FOUT not FOIT!

Excited to see Helen Hou-Sandí’s #wceu performance.

“WordCamp Europe brings the world together” #wceu

The room’s filling for #WCEU opening remarks.

I loved @mor10‘s comment about the 1% being at WordCamps. He highlights an important issue in open-source generally. #wceu

switching back to my old avatar for #wceu, people tell me I look just like it. ?

Leaving this place for the last time. It’s been a good ten years & I’ll miss it. #3051pride

I’m loving watching the support team help @aaronjorbin set up a site without code. Such a valuable contribution.

Last day before a big trip. Last day in the flat before moving. Bye 3051.

Battle formations.

NBN FFTB at the new place. ?

I’d like to have hope for the USA and gun control laws but there are too many lost opportunities in recent history.

Finally switched my site to HTTP/2 and PHP7 over the weekend. More catching up to do, there’s nothing quite so neglected as a dev’s site.

OH: enough, I don’t care that much about emoji.

Have you heard about staying dry? Let me tell you about staying dry. #middleclassconf

SYD ✈️ MEL. Was great to come visit #wpsyd last night, thanks for having me.

Opens news, reads about our political leaders. Crushes phone underfoot, burns it. A tear rolls down my cheek as I have a bleach shower.

I could take courses in seat selection!
👤⭕️👤

MEL ✈️ SYD

This appeared a few days ago. Rewatching the Shining.

Post-it so I can see the power button. Hashtag design.

Last year I made this as a joke for #yolofriday.

output.jsbin.com/hasubi

Medical building at Melbourne Uni

Honoured to be joining the super talented Joe McGill as a guest committer for WordPress 4.6.

New committers for 4.6!

Pre #sbseurovision feast & champagne to celebrate.

It amuses me how much .cc has become a part of my online identity. It started with a common name forcing me to choose a second rate tld.

Introducing the new office to my Friday trash playlist. I haven’t listened to it for two years, I need extra trash.

Rolled chicken roulade and a glass of wine.

Facts:
* web-perf affects conversions
* Trump & Sanders won primaries today
* @zachleat scored Trump & Sanders best
https://www.zachleat.com/web/president-web-font/

Nephew has graciously accepted my apology for blocking his first social media account and reporting it spam. He was liking my old posts.

Bad uncle.

I love this, it looks great from both the street & entrance.

It’s Mother’s Day at Sportscraft

Opens door at 5pm Friday

YELL SCREAM THREATS MORE YELLING YOU FOOLS YELL YELL YELL

Why don’t you aresholes listen?

Slams door.

Is Mr Burger taking over old Pie Face leases or what?

The full WordCamp Europe schedule is out. It’s great to see so many Antipodeans speaking.

One of the most rewarding things when helping organise a meetup is seeing speakers go on to larger events.

There are people encouraging refugees to self harm.

Proudly misty-eyed, Prime Minister.

Last day at the dock for a while today.

Channel 9’s claim they were only reporting conveniently ignores they paid the kidnappers.

A nice take on imposter syndrome by @ppk http://www.quirksmode.org/blog/archives/2016/04/impostor_syndro.html

You know, even when it’s raining this thing looks pretty good.

Delighted to be speaking at #wceu in June. Looks like this year’s going to be amazing.

Tuesdays are meant to be all kinds of awesome. Say hello to the next group of #WCEU speakers https://t.co/9xcLtSOo6R pic.twitter.com/rIaRLK0CfQ

— WordCamp Europe (@WCEurope) April 19, 2016

The world is full of annoying tools. There is one been used somewhere in the building to drill into concrete.

Another day, another dollar.

Time to write my own GA code, having the OptinMonster mentality in my dashboard makes me nervous.