Googling Windows 95 images, I came across these instructions from Radford University, Virginia, for setting up a modem. I love that this page still exists.
Hi, my name is Peter.
Sometimes my job is typing
git bisect good; npm install; npm run build or
git bisect bad; npm install; npm run build for hours on end.
I don’t think anyone in the industry can defend this.
– Professor of animal behaviour and welfare science on 7.30
We can no longer track them… Where are the state government inspectors?
– Racing Industry
Often it’s an exaggerated situation…
– NSW Govt.
Very happy to have found a shoe shop that caters for duck feet.
I have got to get better at resisting the urge to make a pun.
When it comes to WordPress roles & caps, one of the things my current and former colleagues love hearing about is my insistence primitives be plural and meta be singular, even if it requires awkward phrasing. They never want to tell me to shut up.
K, I’m kinda bored of developers complaining “Why is (the possible) impossible in WordPress?!”
Want to only allow posts, no media, no plugins, no theme changes, no nothing, not even for admins? Put this in mu-plugins https://gist.github.com/peterwilsoncc/ce2c1f2376b9b158125d0a2e4ff57567
Now you’re just taking the piss.
> pwcc = ;  > ( ( pwcc == false ) == ( ! pwcc ) ) false
Ugh, flight delayed by a late passenger. Of course it’s Warwick Capper and of course we passed him sitting in the wrong lounge.
My friends get me 👕