Archives: Notes

  • Press conferences could really do with some house and walk-on music. And a stage manager’s discipline for starting on time.

  • That every news organisation has a reliable source leaking Victoria’s C-19 numbers every day, I can’t help but think the ship of state is leaking from the top again.

  • It turns out my office is within 5km of home. Not that I have any plans to go near it, ugh train trips, but it’s amusing me on a rough day for a lot of Victorians.

  • Combining Hamilton and the Muppets is a great idea and remains hilarious right up until the point you wake with an ear worm of a chicken rapping.

  • The latest release notes for @Docker Desktop for Mac include a privilege escalation vulnerability under the section bug fixes and minor changes, their version of bug fixes and improvements. I’d highlight that a little more.

  • Politicians, a few of the general public are interested in watching pressers these days. Something about a pandemic. Here are some phone numbers for coordinating to avoid clashes.

    @ScottMorrisonMP 02 6271 5111
    @DanielAndrewsMP 03 9651 5000
    @GladysB 02 9228 5555

  • Wine 🍷🍷🍷
    #HamilFilm
    Again 🔁🔁🔁

  • My Bank: We encourage customers to wear a mask when entering our branches.

    2020 is fucking weird. I know this isn’t the weirdest thing about the year, yet, it’s still very, very fucking weird.

  • Our lounge looks out on to a walking path and I noticed a steady increase in the number of masks being worn after Dan Andrews announced they’d be mandatory from mid-week. I’m not seeing any locals complain online either, the reaction’s “this is what we do now”.

  • There is a cafe I go to and somehow they think my name is Chris. I’ve never given them a name, much less Chris, but I haven’t got the heart to correct them.