Let me use spaces in my credit card and phone numbers, you bastards. Let me paste, you bastards. Let me open links my way, you bastards.
Archives: Notes
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Query Monitor: Keeping developers’ swear jars empty(ish) since 2013.
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I think about Brett Sutton’s first tweet occasionally. Environmental health ✅; food safety: does having to close restaurants count??; communicable disease ✅✅✅. But probably not what he had in mind.
Hi, I’m Victoria’s Chief Health Officer, Brett Sutton. This is my first official tweet so I wanted to let you know what I’m keen to focus on – environmental health, food safety and communicable disease. I’ll promote new CHO alerts, so pls RT!
— Chief Health Officer, Victoria (@VictorianCHO) November 14, 2019
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I am beginning to consider that maybe it was unwise to take my morning walk in this.
Alt text: weather satellite showing a large patch of rain centred on a location marker.
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“Damn, I’ve busted my local server.”
“Oh, I forgot to boot it”Every. Single. Day.
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Never read your hero’s code.
Never read your code.
Never read code.
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Remember when you’d see a name trending on Twitter and ask yourself whether they’d died rather than what they said this time? It cost us some childhood heros on the way but I miss those days.
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Remember, the inauguration isn’t until January. Until then the correct title is President Loser.
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Don, you’re fired.
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The independence of the @AusElectoralCom is pretty cool, hey. I am <highly likely> to recommend this product or service to my friends.