Opens door at 5pm Friday
YELL SCREAM THREATS MORE YELLING YOU FOOLS YELL YELL YELL
Why don’t you aresholes listen?
Slams door.
Opens door at 5pm Friday
YELL SCREAM THREATS MORE YELLING YOU FOOLS YELL YELL YELL
Why don’t you aresholes listen?
Slams door.
Is Mr Burger taking over old Pie Face leases or what?
The full WordCamp Europe schedule is out. It’s great to see so many Antipodeans speaking.
One of the most rewarding things when helping organise a meetup is seeing speakers go on to larger events.
There are people encouraging refugees to self harm.

Proudly misty-eyed, Prime Minister.


Last day at the dock for a while today.
Channel 9’s claim they were only reporting conveniently ignores they paid the kidnappers.

A nice take on imposter syndrome by @ppk http://www.quirksmode.org/blog/archives/2016/04/impostor_syndro.html

You know, even when it’s raining this thing looks pretty good.
Delighted to be speaking at #wceu in June. Looks like this year’s going to be amazing.
Tuesdays are meant to be all kinds of awesome. Say hello to the next group of #WCEU speakers https://t.co/9xcLtSOo6R pic.twitter.com/rIaRLK0CfQ
— WordCamp Europe (@WCEurope) April 19, 2016
The world is full of annoying tools. There is one been used somewhere in the building to drill into concrete.

Another day, another dollar.
Time to write my own GA code, having the OptinMonster mentality in my dashboard makes me nervous.
Me: I am looking forward to relaxing this weekend.
Brain: What about those three talks you’re committed too?
Brain: What about that plugin?
Instructions for starting VIP Quickstart every time:
cd salty-wp
vagrant up
// realise, wait
vagrant halt
cd ../vip-quickstart
vagrant up

Back at work in Docklands today.
I was asked about bandwidth cost during the last break at #respond16, this is a great resource https://whatdoesmysitecost.com/
:target allows us to do lightboxes without JavaScript:not reverses the meaning of the symbol selector inside it:not([class]) allows you to style elements without classes, without specificity warsPut a class on it
-developers
:local-link is not supported:has selector lives but comes with fine print, it only works in JavaScript* + *, has zero specificity. It makes it easy to override it.Thanks for coming along to @webdirections #Respond16 Melbourne, my slides are available at https://pwcc.cc/respond/slides/
@supports to detect if browsers support a feature. Browsers that don’t support feature queries skips the queryobject-fit allows you to crop images in the browser, similar to background-size in CSSclip-path allows us to move away from perfect rectangles on the web, as do CSS shapesRewrote my @webdirects talk last night, new title is “Proof the Panama Papers are a CIA conspiracy to bring about a one world government.”
font-size: calc( 1em + .25vw )background-blend-mode allows you to specify different blends for each layer of your imagemixed-blend-mode works across all elements: anything below the element is blended
viewBox attribute is required for making SVG’s responsive, so make sure it’s thereuse element cloned into the shadow dom, it can’t be accessed via CSS selectorsuse element.
use {
--primary-color: blue;
--secondary-color: red;
}
// variables are used to style the SVG
text-shadow is limitedimg,object {width:100%} will make it responsiveRocking #respond16 for the home town over the next couple of days. Spoiler: an excellent show to come!
RT @Independent: ‘What I discovered about homophobia by holding hands with another man in public’ http://www.clickhole.com/video/eye-opening-these-guys-lived-15-minutes-homeless-s-2415
I can’t say this better, come along if you’re in Melbourne
Had a rad time at #respond16. Huge ups to the @webdirections crew. Psyched to do it all over again at home!
— Michael Mifsud (@xzyfer) April 9, 2016
My plans tonight are to watch the latest Survivor & fall asleep on the couch reading Dalton Ross. Good to be home.
<picture> perfect: designing with responsive images
I never want to make anything that even remotely resembles this. pic.twitter.com/QsfusOtxkI
— Brad Frost (@brad_frost) May 16, 2015
Building accessible web components without tears
Models are shit but we can make them less shit
My @webdirections #respond16 slides are available at http://pwcc.cc/respond/slides

Lunch with the fine folk at @canva, thanks for having me down @web_goddess
Kogan.com are going through a responsive web design.
CSS is a hack
Scroll magazine has been relaunched by @webdirections, features some excellent writers and your’s truely. https://twitter.com/webdirections/status/717879688375324672
Playing seat selection offence has worked again, the neighbouring seat is vacant, again. MEL ✈️ SYD


Nice to see the council getting in on the @batlabels joke.
Americans are talking about basketball, a lot.
It is March.
Survivor is airing.
@jeffprobst, I am scared.
Happy Birthday @karenmcgrane.
(Everyone, Karen would like water. I reckon we can do this https://my.charitywater.org/karen-mcgrane-1/forty-four-on-4-4-for-water-for-all)
“Can you set yourself as the scales’ admin, they keep emailing me to change the batteries?”
Tempted to write some sarcastic guides to development: lesson one, redirecting eight times when someone visits your site. Hashtag soc med.

A week trying not 12to check 12to email is beginning 12to freak me out.