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I am the gatekeeper, CSS font-face properties https://css-tricks.com/whats-deal-declaring-font-properties-font-face/

My new shaming site is why didn’t you bring any colouring books for your kids and why are you letting them run around the cafe yelling .com

It’s me.

git fetch
git checkout bed063c67
cd ../
git commit -m “Update WP to 4.5-rc1 (if you were a good person, you’d do this too)” wp

Thanks @maddisondesigns for the new profile pic from my presentation at Be Responsive.

When you’re listening to a song and think “I remember what it was like to be 22”. And then realise you don’t.

add_filter( ‘the_content’, array( $wpcom, ‘apostrophe_s_dangit’ ) );

Trying out office spaces this week, @teamsquare today and checking out an agency with a spare desk later in the week.

Subtweets.

(Subtweeting myself because it’s easier and deals with multiple issues at once)

Proud to have joined the team at @humanmadeltd.

? Another exciting announcement! @pwcc has joined our ranks, and we’re very happy to have him on board! https://t.co/PmyGcmP2jW

— Human Made (@humanmadeltd) March 18, 2016

Did @StackOverflow‘s ninja/rockstar options include “if you really care about diversity, stop propagating damaging masculine stereotypes”?

Oh Melbourne.

I’m speaking at WebDirections Respond next month, as usual it’s an impressive line-up. See you there. http://www.webdirections.org/respond16/

Rock’n’roll

@js_bin Sorry, looks like I thoughtlessly triggered your ddos controls. My bad. http://www.webpagetest.org/result/160313_W8_2VQ/

Misfiled in non-fiction.

Everyone should be lucky enough to have a friend like @maddisondesigns.

Is it acceptable to put a ten minute pun run in the middle of a tech talk? Asking for a friend.

Spending the day reading specs (rock on) so I can accurately lie to you at Tuesday’s @beresponsiveio http://www.meetup.com/Be-Responsive-Melbourne/events/229121091/

And dates. Dates are hard too. https://travis-ci.org/aaronjorbin/develop.wordpress/jobs/112718838#L1305-L1319

This, and when it happens in a few years time all devs owe Mat, Tab, et al dinner in their city’s finest restaurant.

https://twitter.com/scottjehl/status/703298282773225472

While Cory B & George C will go down in history as homophobes, LGBTI kids may go down in history at all. For what? http://m.theage.com.au/federal-politics/political-opinion/there-is-nothing-dangerous-about-the-safe-schools-coalition-20160224-gn2yrn

I’ll be speaking about performance and working with HTTP2 at Be Responsive on March 8th. http://beresponsive.io/

Important

#3051pride

Listening to some Nina Simone tunes while preparing dinner to celebrate her birthday.

Speaking of entitled, sitting over a cafe brekky debating @carlhancock on the definition of entitlement using an iPhone is pretty much it.

#3051pride

Look up.

many http2 server implementations have server push in beta. multiplexing is still ?. the more i research http2, the more fascinating it is.

No, not at all.

https://twitter.com/abciview/status/699751829421162496

I’ve started giving other regulars at the library nicknames. Wondering if other people do that.

Forklifts operating in area.

#hmgoes to #webstock

Said: I can’t remember why I wrote that code. I am pretty sure it was something stupid IE was doing.

MEL ✈️ WLG

In a statement the @AFL said only the club found to inject players with a banned substance deserve relief http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-08/afl-says-no-extra-top-up-players-for-banned-former-bombers/7147884

Australians travelling to NZ for Webstock, when someone pities you for handing over $1 instead of $2, remember we make their money.

Cafe is having 90 dozen eggs delivered. I wonder how many days that covers?

Crooks

Starts reading news. Crushes phone. Sets fire to building.

Twitter have thought about their new UI very carefully.

Working for the new shop in the old shop’s office today. Weirdest remote working experience so far.

Get in the sea

Overhearing an introduction to The Internet class & the tutor keeps saying “of course” and “obviously”. I want to yell IT’S NOT.