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Remember that time the LNP thought they could win an election with this guy. Good times.

I feel so bad for Antony Green suffering an IT failure on his final federal election. I’d love to be a fly on the wall at the ABC’s post election retro.

Election night is super weird because it’s a weird twilight zone in which some politicians are moderately honest for hours on end.

I had queue management opinions (yes multiple) at the voting shop. I kept them to myself because the staff Do Not Need That Kind of Shit.

Election coverage drinking game:

• take a drink every time someone compliments Antony Green
• two drinks if the person is well known to be a massive c—
• three drinks if the person does so on a non-ABC broadcast
• four drinks if the person is hosting a non-ABC broadcast

Looking up where to vote and it turns out our house is the boundary of the electorate.

I want in on this activity.

I think journos are failing to cover the most important issue of the election: why do Albanese and Dutton both wear such terrible glasses.

They’re the wrong shape for their heads.

I’m just waiting to find out that they stole the car, the handbag and the television in the anti-piracy ad. I give it days, not weeks.

Apparently there are good times and bad times to launch a new feature. I wonder where about 11:30am on a Saturday falls on the scale.